I have a fire hydrant near my house that is an ugly shade of yellow. Can I paint it green or some other earth tone?
No.
Hydrants are to be painted in a color defined by OSHA as "Safety Yellow". This is to make them more visible at night as well as daylight hours (as opposed to the more traditional red).
Maintaining their visibility is an important safety issue.
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